| Personal Profile 
 
| Full Name: Alexander Christian David Bird Date of Birth: 11/2/87
 Starsign: Aquarious (I think that's how u spell it)
 Favourite color: orange
 Favourite food: pasta
 Favourite holiday destination: I hate holidays abroad
 
 Male Hero: Fat mike
 
 Female Hero: wonder woman
 Ultimate sex symbol: josh in sumthin tight leather and crotch less
 Favourite Artist: Less Than Jake
 Favourite Album: The Pez Collection
 
 Next four favourite artists: Nofx, System Of A Down, Descendents, All.
 Hobbies & Interests: Bass, alcohol and sleep.
 Sports? I have the athletic ability of a cripple
 TV programs Favourites: Bo Selecta!
 TV programs least favourites: most things (T.Vs got crap lately u'd think wiv so many channels there'd be sumthin to watch!)
 Movies Favourites: Dunno anything not romantic (sayin that romeo and Juliet the modern version was ace)
 Favourite saying: Get it out of my bamboat/I've pumaluffed.
 
 Brothers & sisters: my little brother or "the boy"
 
 Marital status: Single
 
 Favourite clothes: I dunno havnt really got any
 Favourite accessories: Wristbands!
 
 Equipment used: Fender jazz bass, any strings I can find, any amp available and Pickboy plectrums (1.00 mm)
 
 Pet loves: drinking and destroying everything that is dear to other people
 
 Pet hates: Pork pies
 
 Countries visited: Can't remember, too many, don't really care to be honest
 
 
 Best gig ever: Anythin wiv Less Than Jake
 Favourite drink: liquors mixed with stuff is nice (vodka and orange gin and juice etc) or just plain shots do the job
 What makes me sick: The disgusting scent given off by will or the thought of josh with Rachel slade o god my mentally disfigured mind
 What I like to do on days off: watch films, listen to music, play music, hang out with my friends
 
 Do you like studio or live best? Live baby!!!
 
 
 Near death experiences? I've nearly been run over far too many times!
 
 Personal achievements: I have sideburns
 
 What do I love most about Spent? Josh's hilarious collection of excited facial expressions and catchphrases
 
 What do I hate most about Spent? dunno
 What is the best thing about being in a band? The thrill and excitement u get from playing a brand
 new song
 Favourite Spent song: octavia or my new one I think its called Jaded I dunno ask josh.
 Least favourite Spent song: Freebie
 Best words to sum me up: KING OF ALL MEN!!!
 Smoker? Yes
 Drinker? Yes
 Drugs? Are illegal
 Party animal? I end up regretting whatever I do at parties.
 Am I a romantic? Girls run screaming from me
 Am I a sulker? Naaahh Wats the point of sulkin?
 Am I sociable? I'm officially classed as a public nuisance
 
 Where do I think Spent are going? On the dole
 
 Greatest moment of my life: The true happiness and warmth u feel when you no that everything is so perfect and even though u no happiness never lasts u just don’t care as u never want these times to end! (a little bit of emotional stuff there-Just take a few hours thinking about that and I guarantee it'll fuck u up!)
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